This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
"i’m not upset with you son, just disappointed in your decisions"
when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies
woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year
My relationship with my followers
- Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
- Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account
On conservation and permanence.
this is the best
THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic. “
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?