May 2012
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
interrobang-ler:
how to be a writer
start to write something
pause and read over what you have so far
cringe
backspace everything
exit out of your computer
cry on the floor
marththebland:
In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
watchyoufalldown:
izzyvstheworld:
fuck-yeah-sallyys-bacon:
krystalnicole9102:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3
ahahahaha!! I am screaming!
Ahahahaha perfection….
florestan-lieder:
YES.
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN