March 2012
undercoverterrorist:
falconfalcone:
I think I’m hilarious and if you don’t agree I don’t like you.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
So I want a fish.
But I visit Alyssa too much to take care of it.
#problemsthatnooneelsegivesashitabout
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sits in the Splash Zone at Sea World but doesn’t get splashed
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
